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THE WHY FILES
Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."
Q: What's the difference between white fairy tales and black fairy
tales?
A: White fairy tales starts, "Once upon a time....". Black fairy tales
starts, "Yo, you motherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit....."
Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow.
Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Hell's Angel with a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Some one who knocks on your door on a Sunday morning and tells YOU to fuck off!
Q: Do you know why women fake orgasm?
A: Because men fake foreplay.
Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!
Q: A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
A: Dating children.
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golfball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golfball.
Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
A: She knows she's given her last blow job.
Q: Who is the most popular man at the Nudist Colony?
A: The man who can carry two cups of coffee and 12 donuts.
Q: Who is the most popular woman at the Nudist Colony?
A: The woman who can eat the last two donuts.......
Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: Cough, gag, choke, etc.
Q: What did One gay sperm say to another?
A: How do we find an egg in all of this shit?
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Two. The hard part is getting them in the lightbulb.
Q. What's the definition of Trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.
Q. How do you find a blonde in long grass?
A. Pleasing!
Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?
A. Bingo!
Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is bedtime?
A. When the big hand touches the little hand...
Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?
A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.
Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?
A: Erection day.
Q: How can you tell if a valentine card is from a leper?
A: The tongue's still in the envelope.
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blow job?
A: The blow job. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat
a blow job. :)
1. What is the leading cause in death with lesbians?
Answer: Hair balls.
2. How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
Answer: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive
3. What can Life Savers do that men cannot?
Answer: Come in five flavors
4. What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
Answer: Crust
5. Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Answer: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork
6. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
Answer: If your girlfriend chews before swallowing
7. What do you get when you get Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy
together?
Answer: A red headed bitch with a yeast infection
8. How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh?
Answer: By sticking your finger in his honey
9. What is the ultimate rejection?
Answer: When your masturbating and your hand falls asleep
10. What did Bill Clinton say to Monica?
Answer: I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election.
11. What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
Answer: Both can smell it but can't eat it
12. What do you call a blonde with pigtails?
Answer: A blow job with handle bars
13. What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
Answer: A mobile sperm bank.
14. What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
Answer: All you can eat for under a buck.
15. What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
Answer: A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone. >>
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