What is the new O.J. web site address?
slash.slash.backslash.escape
What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
They're right! We do taste like chicken!
What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are YOU shaking for? She's going to eat me!
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.
What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
About three inches.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Well-hung.
What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Mega-sor-ass.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One..Men will screw anything.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play
with....the other is used to carry groceries.
What did the blonde say when asked if she'd been picked up by the
fuzz?
No...but I've been swung around by the tits.
Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
For traction in the mud.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Q Why don't blind people skydive?
A Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Q Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A Cuz every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
Q What has four legs and an arm?
A A happy pit-bull.
Q What do you call a truckload of dildos?
A Toys for twats.
Q How do you castrate a Red Neck?
A You kick his sister in the jaw.
Q How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A It's not hard.