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The FDA is considering additional warnings
on beer and alcohol containers. Some of the suggestions are as follows:
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol is
a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause
you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH
YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause
you to thay shings likethish.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead
you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4:00 AM.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may
leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may
cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose
species and/or name you can't remember).
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol is the
leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may
create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really
big guy named Chuck.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead
you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may lead
you to think people are laughing with you.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause
an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps
of time may seem to disappear.
WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may
actually cause pregnancy
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