SEX LAWS
so watch out next time think twice before you have sex lol
In Ventura County, California, cats and dogs are not allowed to
have sex without a permit.
If a police officer in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, suspects a couple is
having sex inside a vehicle they must honk their horn three times, and
wait two minutes before being allowed to approach the scene.
A law in Oblong, Illinois makes it a crime to make love while
fishing or hunting on your wedding day.
In Ames, Iowa a husband may not take more than three gulps of beer
while lying in bed with his wife.
A law in Alexandria, Minnesota makes it illegal for a husband to
make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or
sardines.
A Helena, Montana law states that a woman cannot dance on a saloon
table unless her clothing weights more than three pounds, two ounces.
Hotel owners in Hastings, Nebraska are required by law to provide
a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the
law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.
Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding
the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to
a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.
During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico, no couple should
engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their
car has curtains.
In Nevada sex without a condom is considered illegal.
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck
driver inside a toll booth.
Hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, are required by law to furnish
their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet
between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the
floor between the beds.
In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex
on the city's airport property.
A Tremonton, Utah law states that no woman is allowed to have sex
with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal
charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper.
The man does not receive any punishment.
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with
a virgin under any circumstances. (including the wedding night)
In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his
female partner is having a sexual orgasm.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the
missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is
considered illegal. (So this is how they plan on getting Clinton).
