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<< ***** NEWS FLASH*****

The Globe reported today that Monica Lewinsky recently
went to a plastic surgeon. Stung by all the jokes
about being overweight, she was thinking about having her love
handles removed. However, she decided not to go through
with it after the doctor told her that removing both ears would
cause complete and total deafness. >>


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